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- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
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A rodent-eating snake and a hamster have developed an unusual bond at a zoo in Tokyo, Japan. Their relationship began when zookeepers presented the hamster to the snake as a meal.
However, the snake (named Aochan) refused to eat the hamster. The two now share a cage, and the hamster sometimes falls asleep sitting on top of his natural foe. Zookeepers have since named the hamster ‘Gohan’ – the Japanese word for meal.
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SHE AS ALWAYS MY FAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOH MY GOD I DIDN’T GET THIS JOKE UNTIL NOW
OH MY GOD WHAT
WHAT AM I MISSING I DONT GET IT
It sounds like whore-oscope so she is calling kimmie a whore
BRB DYING
Omg do you think she even knew what she was saying
Lawll
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